Jokes under In The News > Titanic
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What do you get if you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic? About halfway... |
 
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I went into the local library and asked if they had any books on the Titanic. "Oh yes, quite a few", the Librarian said. "Sorry to hear that", I replied. "They'll all be ruined by now". |
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An Australian businessman has drawn up plans to rebuild an exact copy of The Titanic and hopes for a launch date in 2016. Al Qaeda are currently trying to work out how to fly an iceberg. |
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'Cruise ship recreates legendary Titanic journey'. Didn't the Costa Concordia already do that earlier this year? |
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Wolverhampton Wanderers Player of the Year 2012, That's a bit like Titanic Crew Member of the year 1912. |
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by MajesticMan in Sports - Football (+ 1 more) - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago - Current Score: 72.8
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The UK is making a formal claim to part of the sea bed of the Atlantic including its potential oil and gas reserves. This revealed remarkable and uncharacteristic foresight on the part of the UK Government after making sure the Titanic planted the British flag there decades ago. |
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With the 100th anniversary of the Titanic's sinking coming up, I think the valuable lessons have been learnt. Now we sink our fancy ships in the sunny and more pleasant Mediterranean. |
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by buddy_millet in In The News - Costa Concordia (+ 1 more) - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago - Current Score: 37.8
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Two Irishmen stranded on an iceberg. One says to the other, "Look, we're saved, there comes the Titanic" |
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by UnluckyFriedKitten in Racism - Irish (+ 2 more) - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago - Current Score: 34
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So Australian billionaire Clive Palmer wants to build the Titanic 2... Hope it goes down as well as the first one. |
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It has been 100 years to this day since the tragedy of the Titanic. I must say though, Leonardo DiCaprio looks really good for his age. |
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by themanonthemoon in Other - Misunderstanding (+ 1 more) - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago - Current Score: 20.4
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