Jokes under Celebrities > Kate Moss
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Mick Jagger and David Bowie were at a party when David sees Kate Moss talking to George Michael. So he said "Mick can you go and get Kate over here? I'd like to get to know her." Mick said "I can't." David said "Why not?" Mick said "Cos a Rolling Stone gathers no Moss". |
 
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'A rolling stone gathers no moss'. Which explains why it is the only band Kate hasn't fucked. |
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Kate Moss has provoked outrage in an interview by revealing her motto: "Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels" Do you want to tell her about bacon or shall I? |
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I've spent all morning trying to get moss from my lawn. In the end, I just let Kate sober-up and make her own way home. |
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by Tallahassee 90476 in Illness and mortality - Alcohol And Drugs (+ 1 more) - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago - Current Score: 6.2
| Kate Moss has brought out a range of clothes for Top Shop. It is the first time anyone has ever said how impressive her rack is. |
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After the first time I saw Kate Moss, I thought to myself, "She's not much to look at." |
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| Coincidence that Kate Moss stars in the new 'Dior Addict' advert? I think not. |
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| If I actually shat as much as I pretend to at work, I'd look like Kate Moss. |
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An apple a day... Keeps Kate Moss alive. |
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I wish my wife was like Kate Moss... ...Kate Moss wouldn't be seen dead with me. |
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