Jokes under Celebrities > Bonnie Tyler
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I've just bought Bonnie Tyler's car on eBay. It's fucking awful, every now and then it falls apart and the Sat Nav just keeps telling me to "turn around, bright eyes". |
 
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by limitededition in Celebrities - Bonnie Tyler - Added: 2 years, 6 months ago - Current Score: 716.2
| Soooo Bonnie Tyler has been chosen to represent the UK in the Eurovision song contest... I'm holding out for a zero... |
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Bonnie Tyler is to have a triple bypass shown live on the Internet. To view, go to 'total e-clips of the heart. com.' |
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by CallMeSir in Illness and mortality - Operation (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 2 months ago - Current Score: 56.8
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I offered that Bonnie Tyler one of my Cadbury Roses, but she refused. Then I asked if she would like one of my Quality Street but again, she refused... ... I think she was holding out for a Heroes. |
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Even though Bonnie Tyler loves coffee she's still not been in Starbucks or Costa since they opened in Neath. I think she's holding out for a Nero. |
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submitted by barry66, originally by Lloyd Langford in Celebrities - Bonnie Tyler - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago - Current Score: 16.6
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I've just arrived home to find a pretty woman grouting the bathroom wall and singing 'It's a heartache, nothing but a heartache!' I thought to myself... she's a Bonnie Tyler. |
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by Jellyhead50 in Celebrities - Bonnie Tyler - Added: 2 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 10.2
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