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"Pink Warns Music Industry Is Struggling"

What the fuck? How the fuck is Pink qualified to be a spokeswoman for her industry?

What next?

"Howard from the Halifax warns of delayed economic recovery"
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Joke by ray piste in Celebrities - Pink - Added: 3 years, 6 months ago - Current Score: 418.4


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I didn't know Pink was pregnant. I thought Blue meant pregnant?

She can't have pissed on the strip correctly.
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Joke by John Merrick in Sex and shit - Pregnancy (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 164.6




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After hearing Pink's song 'Don't Let Me Get Me' where she begs for 'a day in the life of someone else' I was filled with pity. I wrote to her offering to spend a day mucking about in a music studio, while she could spend eight hours packing cheese before returning home to an alcoholic mother and her local felon boyfriend. I have yet to receive a response. I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by hungover.com in Celebrities - Pink - Added: 2 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 17.8


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What's long and pink and gets lesbians excited.

A new Pink double album.
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Joke by Milo in Sex and shit - Lesbians (+ 1 more) - Added: 1 month ago - Current Score: 8.4


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"Nah ninnah nah nah nah,im gonna start fight."

Thats ok for you Pink,you're built like a russian shot putter.
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Joke by hamboner in Celebrities - Pink - Added: 2 years, 9 months ago - Current Score: 7.4


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Would just like to congratulate the announcement that Pink is to have a baby.


I wish Pink and his wife the very best of luck.
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Joke by blandy81 in Celebrities - Pink - Added: 2 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 6.4


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Pink is pregnant.

Brown remains safest form of birth control.
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Joke by jimrod1000 in Celebrities - Pink - Added: 2 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 5.8


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In the words of Pink

"It's you and your hand tonight"
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Joke by Kittykins in Events - Valentines Day (+ 1 more) - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago - Current Score: 5.4


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It's weird that CNN keeps playing Pink's "I'm coming up so you better get this party started" during the Chilean Miner Rescue I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by beanie124255 in In The News - Mining (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 8 months ago - Current Score: 4.4


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What's pink and looks like a pig?

Pink.
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Joke by sickest123 in Celebrities - Pink - Added: 2 years, 2 months ago - Current Score: 1.8



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