Jokes under Celebrities > Margaret Thatcher
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When I realised Margaret Thatcher was dead, I did a double fist pump and shouted, "Fucking brilliant!" Everyone around me was disgusted, and looking back, I suppose it was out of order. Especially as I was the first paramedic at the scene. |
 
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David Cameron has just sent his official letter to the Thatcher residence. It starts, "I regret to inform you that due to recent events, you now have too many bedrooms..." |
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by jeizus in Celebrities - Margaret Thatcher (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 months ago - Current Score: 553.4
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"There is no such thing as society" - Margaret Thatcher, 1988 "There is no such thing as Margaret Thatcher" - Society, 2013 |
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by DangerMouse93 in Politics - Conservatives (+ 2 more) - Added: 2 months ago - Current Score: 413.2
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Margaret Thatcher's final wish was to be cremated. Unfortunately, we've no coal left |
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Princess Diana died on the 31 August 1997 having been staying at the Ritz, Paris. Thatcher dies April 8, 2013 having been staying at the Ritz, London. I've been saying it's a conspiracy for years but everyone else thinks it's just crackers. |
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I just watched a documentary about Margaret Thatcher. It had the warning "May Not Be Suitable For Miners". |
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submitted by Django, originally by Tony Cowards in Celebrities - Margaret Thatcher - Added: 3 years, 3 months ago - Current Score: 231.8
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I am so glad that Mrs Thatcher got through her operation OK. Trying to let off fireworks in this weather is a fucking nightmare |
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After Margaret Thatcher's funeral, you will be able to download Tony Blair's eulogy to her from the BBC iPlayer. Just look for it under 'The Blair/Witch Project'. |
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Plans have begun for Margaret Thatcher's state funeral. It'll be the first time ever the 21 gun salute is fired into the coffin. |
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by blue--ink in Events - Funerals (+ 1 more) - Added: 4 years, 11 months ago - Current Score: 168.6
| Considering the damage Thatcher did to the British steel industry, I'm surprised she could find a fucking bucket to kick. |
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