Jokes under Celebrities > Harry Redknapp
| Harry Redknapp must be the first manager in history to have buckled under the pressure of the England job without actually having it. |
 
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Harry Redknapp claims he can barely read or write and can't even do his team sheet. "And finally, up front today is Pavl, Pavy, Palych... oh, fuck this! Defoe." |
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by Captain_Handsome in Celebrities - Harry Redknapp - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago - Current Score: 163
| Fair play to Harry Redknapp: I can't even get our dog to sit and beg, let alone go and open an off-shore bank account. |
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by garrygwizz in Celebrities - Harry Redknapp - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago - Current Score: 45
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Due to Harry Redknapp's dyslexia, Tottenham have put a bid in for Lady Gaga. He'd read she was the new Maradona. |
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| Whenever I order a MacDonalds drive through I like to pretend I'm Harry Redknapp talking to the press. |
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by Stuart Torrance in Celebrities - Harry Redknapp - Added: 11 months ago - Current Score: 14.8
| It is understood that Harry Redknapp is now Jimmy Carr's accountant |
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Why does Harry Redknapp use a staple gun to lay his carpet? He likes to avoid the tacks. |
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by Admiral Anus in Celebrities - Harry Redknapp - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago - Current Score: 12.6
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I hear that Harry Redknapp has offered Portsmouth help with sorting out their dodgy finances. Kind of like Stevie Wonder offering to help you find your keys really. |
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I've seen some clever dogs in my time. But I've just seen Harry Redknapp's making a withdrawal at the cash machine. |
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by finlayfin in Celebrities - Harry Redknapp - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago - Current Score: 12.4
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31st January is Deadline day for some premiership managers... Like Redknapp filing his online tax return. |
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by runnydundiddy in Celebrities - Harry Redknapp - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago - Current Score: 9.8
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