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It's ironic that the pop singer Seal looks like he's been clubbed. I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by BlackieLawless in Celebrities - Seal - Added: 4 years, 6 months ago - Current Score: 70.6


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I've Just read "Heidi Klum saves her son from drowning".
Which is pretty ironic considering his dad is Seal
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Joke by muckersymbol in Celebrities - Seal - Added: 1 month ago - Current Score: 15.6




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Heidi Klum is apparently coping well with the split: She says tonight she plans to get some friends together and go clubbing. I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Mike_Appleton in Celebrities - Seal - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago - Current Score: 12.4


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Seal Talks About Heidi Klum split,

He said,

"It was like a clown's pocket".
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Joke by VYCENESS3 in Celebrities - Seal - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago - Current Score: 9.6


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First there was the piece of toast with the image of the Virgin Mary.
Then there was the grilled cheese with the image of Christ.

Today I found a burnt rasin that looks exactly like Seal.
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Joke by Mike_Appleton in Celebrities - Seal - Added: 11 months ago - Current Score: 9.2


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Heidi Klum asking Seal for a Divorce must be the
worst Non-Face thing that's ever happened to him.
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Joke by Unassigned in Celebrities - Models (+ 1 more) - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago - Current Score: 2.4


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The Centre for Infection and Immunity has claimed that Seal Flu could be passed to humans, sparking fears of a pandemic.

Oh, we're never gonna survive...
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Joke by Fles in Illness and mortality - Flu (+ 1 more) - Added: 10 months ago - Current Score: 2.2


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I just found out that Seal and Heidi Klum got divorced.

Take it from me, that kind of heartbreak can leave man scarred for life.
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Joke by Dad in Celebrities - Seal - Added: 1 year ago - Current Score: 1


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Heidi Klum has finally got her divorce through with her former husband Seal..

After all these years, she has just realized that the skin on his face is black.
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Joke by ozash in Celebrities - Seal - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago - Current Score: 0.6


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'Black Seal pup rescued'. Really BBC, Why define a singer by his colour? You are so 1950's. I hope his dog's alright. I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Mrfibbers in Celebrities - Seal - Added: 2 months ago - Current Score: 0.2



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