Jokes under In The News > Costa Concordia
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What's the fastest way to get off an Italian cruise ship? Follow the Captain. |
 
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by jackskivvy in In The News - Costa Concordia - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago - Current Score: 290.8
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Italian divers searching the stricken cruise ship have found two Glaswegians at the bar. They've told the divers to fuck off, they're all inclusive. |
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by Captain_Handsome in Racism - Scottish (+ 2 more) - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago - Current Score: 240.2
| When the captain of the ill fated Costa Concordia was asked if he knew where he was going he replied "off course" |
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by Stuart Torrance in Other - Wordplay (+ 1 more) - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago - Current Score: 223.6
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I like my women how I like my Italian Cruises. Wet, wrecked and ready to go down. |
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by Mattie1997 in In The News - Costa Concordia - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago - Current Score: 212
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I was watching the news about the stricken cruise ship when the Sky News presenter said, "She's lying on her side with a gash the size of a tennis court." I just happened to glance over at the wife on the sofa and now it's all kicked off here! |
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by airmax in In The News - Costa Concordia - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago - Current Score: 210.8
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An Italian cruise ship is much like a diet. I fucking wish my wife would go on one. |
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by Osama bin Fritzl in Sex and shit - Wife (+ 1 more) - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago - Current Score: 196.4
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George Michael sympathises with the Captain of the stricken liner saying: "I'm often left abandoned with a badly damaged rear end and spent seamen in my bottom after a night cruisin'..." |
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by shytot in Celebrities - George Michael (+ 1 more) - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago - Current Score: 193.8
| The Italian army has been called in to help with the people from the grounded cruise ship. But they have now swapped sides and have declared war on the survivors. |
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by racistbutfunny in In The News - Costa Concordia - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago - Current Score: 117.4
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A boat has capsized off the coast of Italy. The referee has booked it for diving. |
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A guy walks into a model shop.
"Do you have an aircraft carrier?" he asks. "I sold out before Christmas," the shopkeeper replies. "Have you got a battle ship?" "No," said the shopkeeper. "What have you got in ships?" "I will go and look in the store room, just wait a minute." The shopkeeper came back and said, "I have got a Cruise Liner." "Can you put it to one [...] |
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by the chairman in In The News - Costa Concordia - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago - Current Score: 114.8
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