Jokes under Celebrities > Antony Worrall Thompson
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Today, I got a packet of "Finest" sausages from Tesco. On the packet was a photo of Antony Worrall Thompson and underneath it said "Prick with a fork"! |
 
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by ht in Celebrities - Antony Worrall Thompson - Added: 5 years, 10 months ago - Current Score: 1,058.6
| Following Antony Worrall-Thompson being cautioned for shoplifting, my mate swears he just saw Nigella Lawson running out of Tesco with two large melons under her coat. |
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by The Bunny Fasted in Celebrities - Antony Worrall Thompson - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago - Current Score: 229.8
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Welcome to Celebrity Ready Steady Cook. So Anthony, you had £5 to spend...what's in your bag? "Organic chicken, langoustines, rice, stock, wine, scallops, onions, garlic, stilton, brie, goats-cheese and 3 bottles of Cava and a bottle of Blue Nun and I have £2.74 left over". |
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by kissmybadself in Celebrities - Antony Worrall Thompson - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago - Current Score: 223.8
| Antony Worrall Thompson has been caught shoplifting. Police asked him to empty his bag and then tell them what he planned to make with it. |
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by CillySunt in Celebrities - Antony Worrall Thompson - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago - Current Score: 139.6
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Antony Worrall Thompson won't be cooking a turkey this Christmas. He couldn't fit the fucker up his jumper. |
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by Bushey_Oneliner in Celebrities - Antony Worrall Thompson - Added: 5 months ago - Current Score: 111.4
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Antony Worrall Thompson says he is getting help for his shoplifting. Next time his brother is coming along to keep an eye on the security guard. |
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by bluestreak242 in Celebrities - Antony Worrall Thompson - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago - Current Score: 87
| The Antony Worrall Thompson diet, cheese and wine... followed by porridge. |
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There's no such thing as a free lunch. Unless you're using the Anthony Worrall Thompson recipe book. |
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submitted by ikennaroger, originally by @thewritertype in Celebrities - Antony Worrall Thompson - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago - Current Score: 47
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I hate it when white people act like they're black. Antony Worrall Thompson, stop trying to be like Ainsley Harriot! |
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by JackTheRippa in Racism - Black (+ 1 more) - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago - Current Score: 37.6
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I saw Antony Worrall Thompson in the street today, so I decided to ask him for his autograph. "Yeah, no problem" he smiled. "Have you got a pen?" "Fuck off Antony, I'm not falling for that one." |
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by tom2345 in Celebrities - Antony Worrall Thompson - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago - Current Score: 32.4
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