Jokes under Illness and mortality > Anorexia
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My anorexic friend died doing what she loved. Starving. |
 
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by Sambawamba in Illness and mortality - Death (+ 1 more) - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago - Current Score: 185.6
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"If you tell me I look sexy tonight, I promise I'll swallow." Said my anorexic wife at the dinner table. |
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My wife can't tell her arse from her elbow. She's anorexic. |
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| Anorexics - putting the die into diet. |
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by raycyst in Illness and mortality - Death (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 10 months ago - Current Score: 32.2
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I think my girlfriend might have an eating disorder. I threw her onto the bed last night and my dog jumped up to retrieve her. |
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by donni in Illness and mortality - Anorexia - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago - Current Score: 20.8
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My daughter asked me what happens to little girls that don't eat up all their food. "They grow up to be supermodels," I said. |
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by donni in Illness and mortality - Anorexia - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago - Current Score: 20.8
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My girlfriend is a blonde anorexic. I've stuck with her through thick and thin. |
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by Marc Gatland in Racism - Blonde (+ 1 more) - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago - Current Score: 16.2
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I felt terrible having to put my severely anorexic girlfriend into a home today. But there was a nice laptop on the couch and only she could fit through the open window. |
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by Cecilthewonderdog in Crime - Theft (+ 1 more) - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago - Current Score: 15.2
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My daughter has serious food issues and last night I called her a monstrous fat bitch. Which should keep her anorexia going. |
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by Cecilthewonderdog in Illness and mortality - Anorexia - Added: 1 year ago - Current Score: 12
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My daughter recently died from Anorexia, we gave her a lovely send off... She's buried in my signed Jimmy White snooker cue case. |
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by bumblesquash in Illness and mortality - Anorexia - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago - Current Score: 11.8
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