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Just thought I'd post a few letters before the strike.
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Joke by Firefox in In The News - Royal Mail (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 414.4


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The other day my girlfriend told me I had an unhealthy obsession with Jeremy Clarkson.

I had her taken outside and shot in front of her family.
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Joke by plps in Celebrities - Jeremy Clarkson (+ 1 more) - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago - Current Score: 227.8




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I have to say the teachers strike was well organised and expertly done.
It's almost as if they had six weeks off in the summer to plan it.
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Joke by GrannyBanger in In The News - Strikes - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago - Current Score: 213


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I wouldn't say I was rich.

But I get my petrol delivered by the Royal mail.
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Joke by youcunt in Sex and shit - Bragging (+ 2 more) - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago - Current Score: 181.8


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A man has been arrested for storing £2000 pounds worth of petrol in his home.

Seems a bit of a drastic punishment for storing one jerry can.
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Joke by uberspeed in In The News - Strikes - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago - Current Score: 175


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Customers have been limited to £30 of fuel in an attempt to shorten queues.

How is that going to work? That's only enough to get back to the end of the queue!
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Joke by dodger1 in In The News - Inflation (+ 1 more) - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago - Current Score: 139.8


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Why not start panic buying Muslims?

See if we can start a shortage on them as well.
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Joke by wankywankyplop in Racism - Muslim (+ 1 more) - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago - Current Score: 114.2


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I was queuing at the pumps yesterday in case of a shortage.

Then I said, "Barman, I'll have six pints of bitter, please."
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Joke by Admiral Anus in In The News - Strikes - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago - Current Score: 84.4


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What's blue and is not working today?

Postman Pat.
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Joke by Firefox in In The News - Royal Mail (+ 2 more) - Added: 3 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 61.2


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Just got Cluedo, South African edition.

The striking miners did it.
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Joke by deefer in Racism - South African (+ 2 more) - Added: 9 months ago - Current Score: 32



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