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R Kelly.

Taking the art out of rap artist.
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Joke by Unassigned in Celebrities - R Kelly (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 11 months ago - Current Score: 2,112.6


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I just bought R Kelly's new album.

There was a sticker on the cellophane. It read, 'Please keep this rapper away from babies and small children.'
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Joke by 8 ace in Sex and shit - Paedophile (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 2 months ago - Current Score: 367.2




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What's black and comes in thirteens?

R Kelly.
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Joke by 8 ace in Other - Wordplay (+ 2 more) - Added: 3 years, 2 months ago - Current Score: 155.4


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Why is it that whenever a kid kisses another kid it's "cute", but whenever I try to do it I end up in court?

- R. Kelly's short foray into stand up comedy
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Joke by Rafa88offspring in Celebrities - R Kelly - Added: 5 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 37.4


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Whats brown and found in childrens underwear?

R Kelly's hand
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Joke by Lashley in Celebrities - R Kelly - Added: 4 years, 6 months ago - Current Score: 36.8


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my favorite sexual position is the Kanye West..

i get drunk and take what i want from underage girls, then apologize and cry about it later

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Sounds similar to the R. Kelly
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Joke by evilguitargod in Celebrities - Kanye West (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 8 months ago - Current Score: 20


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I just threw R Kelly out the window. Time to find out how strong his belief really is. I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by sorprendor in Racism - Black (+ 1 more) - Added: 1 year, 11 months ago - Current Score: 17.6


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I've been trying to get my Scouse friends into r&b, but everytime I mention R Kelly they think I'm talking about my little sister
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Joke by kinderwhore in Celebrities - R Kelly - Added: 3 years, 9 months ago - Current Score: 16.2


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From ITV... Ron Atkinson was giving his opinion on players leaving their
clubs in the lurch while they play in the African Nations Cup...

Ron: If they go there why not stop their wages? Why don't they play the
tournament in the summer?
Gabby: Well it does get very hot in the summer.
Ron: That's not an argument. They're from there. They know how hot it is.
Gabby: Well they haven't all been brought up over there, Ron.
Ron: Well if they're not [...]

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Joke by vinski in Celebrities - R Kelly - Added: 4 years, 2 months ago - Current Score: 15.8


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Apparently R Kelly was interviewed saying Michael Jackson taught him all he knows....Without the slightest fucking trace of irony whatsoever. I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by toffeeboy in Celebrities - R Kelly (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 11 months ago - Current Score: 15.2



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