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As for George Michael being a great musician, I agree. But while he's the greatest on the piano, I hear he sucks on the organ. I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by freddie_fuckface in Celebrities - George Michael - Added: 5 years, 1 month ago - Current Score: 1,097.6


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The George Michael Diaries - September 2010

Day 1) Woke up and was forced to suck off another man. Went for a shower and got raped by 2 blokes...one of whom was black. Finished the night off with a few hand jobs for some of the guys and I let one handsome bloke give me a blow job.

Day 2) Got found guilty and jailed for driving under the influence of drugs 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by firemanrob78 in Crime - ??? General (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 8 months ago - Current Score: 557.6




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What do George Michael and Chilean miners have in common?

Both will be free after eight weeks of heavy drilling. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by lookingforinspiration in In The News - Mining (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 8 months ago - Current Score: 404.6


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George Michael and Elton John are releasing a gay version of The Wizard of Oz.
It's called Swallow the Yellow Thick Load. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by bobbydgg in Sex and shit - Gay (+ 2 more) - Added: 5 years, 4 months ago - Current Score: 387


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I really wish everyone would just get off George Michael's back.

The warden says it's my turn now. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by OneEyedBandit in Celebrities - George Michael - Added: 2 years, 8 months ago - Current Score: 282.6


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What does a Wellington boot and George Michael have in common?

They both get sucked off in the bog. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Cate Blanchetts Stalker in Celebrities - George Michael - Added: 3 years, 10 months ago - Current Score: 273.2


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Isn't sending George Michael to prison as a punishment for his actions like sending someone to Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory for stealing penny sweets? I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by ElNumbre in Celebrities - George Michael - Added: 2 years, 9 months ago - Current Score: 215.4


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George Michael sympathises with the Captain of the stricken liner saying:

"I'm often left abandoned with a badly damaged rear end and spent seamen in my bottom after a night cruisin'..." 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by shytot in Celebrities - George Michael (+ 1 more) - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago - Current Score: 193.8


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What's white and slides down toilet walls?

George Michael's latest release. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Giraffrican in Celebrities - George Michael - Added: 5 years, 11 months ago - Current Score: 91.4


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George Michael has been banned from his local pub today for having a sneaky fag in the gents. I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Unassigned in Celebrities - George Michael - Added: 5 years, 2 months ago - Current Score: 62.2



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