Jokes under Events > Music Festivals
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One Eyewitness from the German Stampede: "You cannot jail one million people behind fences, you need to let them walk around free, then such things do not happen." Isn't that a bit rich, coming from a German? |
 
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BBC News - Love Parade: 'It was like a war'. Look Germany, if your idea of a war is herding a million innocent people behind fences and letting them die indiscrimi...oh. |
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by WadeWilson in Racism - German (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 10 months ago - Current Score: 224.8
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Centipede: 100 pairs of legs. Millipede: 1000 pairs of legs. Stampede: 100 pairs or broken legs and 16 crushed skulls. |
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Well, I didn't make it into the Love Parade. I was crushed. |
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by JPhillips in Illness and mortality - Accidents (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 10 months ago - Current Score: 129
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Guns and Roses fans must be furious... I've just heard Cher Lloyd has been covered by Slash at the V Festival. |
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A hippy is hitch-hiking to Glastonbury when a lorry pulls over and picks him up. They sit in silence for 15 minutes until the hippy says, "well, aren't you gonna ask?" "Ask you what?" says the rough looking driver. "If I'm a boy or a girl," says the hippy. "Don't matter.....I'm gonna fuck you anyway!" says the driver. |
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by garrygwizz in Racism - Hippies (+ 2 more) - Added: 5 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 47
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As with the Love Parade, drug fuelled ravers don't follow safety rules made by the authorities too easily. They won't techno for an answer. |
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by SuperSmashedMan in Events - Music Festivals - Added: 2 years, 10 months ago - Current Score: 46.6
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Festival Survival Guide. Rule 68: Do not go down on a girl on day five at Glastonbury. |
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by adman230181 in Sex and shit - Oral Sex (+ 1 more) - Added: 1 year, 11 months ago - Current Score: 39
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'Stamp marks on dead fans' faces' One way to get them home I guess. |
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BBC News: 19 people crushed to death at music festival Apparently Beth Dito attempted a stage dive. |
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by thehighwaycode in Events - Music Festivals - Added: 2 years, 10 months ago - Current Score: 37.2
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