Jokes under In The News > Trials
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I'm Josef Fritzl and no windows was my idea. |
 
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by andicap in Sex and shit - Incest (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 5 months ago - Current Score: 6,740.8
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Josef Fritzl; Putting the 'semen' back into 'basement'. |
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by progdog in Sex and shit - Rape (+ 1 more) - Added: 4 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 2,608.4
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What does Elisabeth Fritzl have in her sandwiches? Daddy's Sauce. |
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Austrian authorities have said that Josef Fritzl has been improving as a father as of late. In fact, police are reported to have said that he has "been coming into his own". |
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by BushTurkey in Sex and shit - Incest (+ 1 more) - Added: 5 years, 1 month ago - Current Score: 1,763.6
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33 miners trapped underground? Sounds like Fritzl upped his game. |
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by its_me in Crime - Abduction (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 9 months ago - Current Score: 1,204
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I bought my daughter the Josef Fritzl advent calendar. Every time she tries to open a door, I close it and rape her. |
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Josef Fritzl is delighted that his sentence has been reduced to 100 hours community service. He has been ordered to spend it teaching Gerry McCann how to lock a fucking door. |
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Antivirus pioneer John McAfee is wanted by the Police for murder charges. If they catch him they estimate the trial could last 30 days... |
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Knock Knock Who's There? It's ze Austvian Police... Only joking... It's Daddy again! |
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Amanda Holden said on Britain's Got Talent that she's always felt as though she is a gay man trapped in a woman's body. This is definitely her way of saying she loves cock up her arse. |
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