Jokes under Sports > Boxing
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I've recently joined my local boxing club and the trainer there suggested that I tried skipping to get fitter. After doing this for an hour, he handed me a rope and said, "Use this. You won't look as gay" |
 
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The first rule of Fight Club is, you do not talk about Fight Club. The second rule of Fight Club is don't let Audley Harrison in, unless it's ladies night. |
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by nobscratcher in Sports - Boxing (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 516.4
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Why does everyone hate Audley Harrison? It's not as if he has ever hurt anyone. |
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Started shadow boxing... Well, just punching black people. |
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by TimonWoodward in Racism - Black (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 447
| I was going to tell a David Haye joke, but I just can't seem to type properly since I broke my toe. |
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I love watching women's heavyweight boxing. It's hilarious to see them fight back tears when the announcer tells everyone their weight. |
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I feel like I've been 12 rounds with Audley Harrison. Absolutely fine. |
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by thomasc096 in Sports - Boxing (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 424
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So David Haye has blamed the defeat on a broken toe. Probably dropped a hardcopy of "Arsene Wenger's book of excuses" on it |
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I met a bloke in a wheelchair today, his face was battered and bruised. "What happened to your face?" I asked. "I'm a Paralympian," he replied. "Boxing?" I enquired. "No..." he said, "... hurdles." |
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by rider_of_rohan in Illness and mortality - Disability (+ 2 more) - Added: 9 months ago - Current Score: 359.8
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So here I am in the Internet Cafe with the biggest fucking nigger I've ever seen reading every word I ty But it's alright it was only Audley Harrison |
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submitted by Beardedmonkey, originally by Pup2097 in Sports - Boxing - Added: 2 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 335
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