Jokes under Other > Insurance
| Peter Griffin doesn't look so stupid now with his volcano insurance! |
 
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by Monster Munch in In The News - Natural Disasters (+ 2 more) - Added: 3 years, 1 month ago - Current Score: 2,088.4
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Hats off to the Icelandic people. First they declared themselves bankrupt... Then they set their island on fire.... Anyone else smell the mother of all insurance frauds? |
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by Azirapheal in Racism - Iceland (+ 2 more) - Added: 3 years, 1 month ago - Current Score: 1,320.6
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Why do men pay more for car insurance? Women don't get blow jobs when they are driving. |
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by BIGDOGSCOCK in Sex and shit - Blow Job (+ 1 more) - Added: 5 years, 1 month ago - Current Score: 215.4
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I don't have life insurance because I'm going out of this world the way I came in: As a burden to my family. |
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submitted by Unassigned, originally by Rajat Behl in Other - Insurance - Added: 10 months ago - Current Score: 110.4
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My girlfriend told me not to put my mobile phone in my pocket due to the radiation. But, fuck it, the phone's insured. |
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"You must be fucking crazy!" raged my boss. "How can you issue a life insurance policy to a 108-year-old man?" "That's not fair, boss," I protested, "I applied the most stringent statistical methods, as you instructed. Not a single person aged 108 has died in the last five years." |
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by Little Red Rooster in Illness and mortality - Death (+ 1 more) - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago - Current Score: 12.4
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I've only ever had two celebrations in my flat, and I refuse to have another. Everybody knows that third party means fire and theft. |
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| Can atheists claim on their insurance if it really was an 'act of god'? |
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by daddy dick fingers in Religion - Atheism (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 1 month ago - Current Score: 9.6
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I failed my driving test today. The examiner asked me, "What do you do when you see a red light?" Apparently, "I check my blackberry" was not the right answer. |
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Why the fuck would someone on an Island need car insurance? Gocompare, Gofuckyourself. |
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