Jokes under Celebrities > Mike Tyson
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Mike Tyson had to publically deny that he has undergone gender reassignment surgery today. I just thought the media had mistaken him for Serena Williams. |
 
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Apparently, there have been reports that Mike Tyson has undergone a sex change operation. I can't wait for his role in the new 'Hangover' movie where one of the guys wakes up to find the hot girl he fucked the night before is actually a black rapist. |
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I won a competition to receive a visit from my all-time sporting idol Mike Tyson yesterday, and I was unbelievably excited. When he arrived, I quickly opened the door to greet him and he immediately hit me straight between the eyes, putting me flat on my arse in my hallway. My own fault really. He hadn't finished knocking. |
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Why does Mike Tyson have a tattoo on his face?.. It gives his dates something to aim the Pepper spray at. |
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Mike Tyson's gender change doctor is confident of a successful operation:- "For fans out there with any concerns, the procedure is less complicated than normal," he said, "we won't have to remove half his brain as well." |
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Mike Tyson gets out of jail and proceeds to do what he does best... find a
woman with whom he may "commiserate". After a wild night of getting it on, it's time for the young lady to leave. As she's getting dressed, she and Mike are having a conversation. She says, "Lotsa guys want to know how it was. Well, I have good news and bad news for you. Which would you like first?" Mike thinks for a moment and says, " [...] |
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His partner used to call him iron Mike, now he just gets shouted at, "Iron, Michelle" |
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Having stayed a couple of nights in the same hotel I now know why he's known as Iron Mike Tyson. The creases in my shirt are fucking awesome. |
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After his visa was denied for New Zealand Mike Tyson is appealing, claiming "time served" for attempted rape. So he's admitting he used to be rapist but really promises not to do it again. |
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| Mike Tyson has beaten every opponent he's been up against... apart from the letter 'S' |
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submitted by ApexPreda7or87, originally by Seth MacFarlane in Celebrities - Mike Tyson - Added: 8 months ago - Current Score: 1.2
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