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Police marksmen covering disturbances at Dale Farm were required to open fire three times.
They won a goldfish, a teddy bear and an inflatable hammer.
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Joke by sickostev in In The News - Dale Farm - Added: 1 year, 7 months ago - Current Score: 543.8


1096017
BBC news: Solution to evicted Gypsies from Dale farm could cost government £12 million.

It better be a fucking good flame thrower for £12m.
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Joke by bentleyboi in In The News - Dale Farm - Added: 1 year, 8 months ago - Current Score: 405.4




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Traveller : Why are you throwing me out of my home?
Bailiff : Sorry mate, it's my job
Traveller : What's a job?
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Joke by shaunsouthern in In The News - Dale Farm - Added: 1 year, 7 months ago - Current Score: 299.4


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Dale Farm sounds like a job for Anders Breivik. He managed to clear a campsite in less than a hour. I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by alzybean in In The News - Dale Farm - Added: 1 year, 8 months ago - Current Score: 177.4


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BBC NEWS:

'Dale Farm' travellers to be moved after 10 years of negotiations.

You're not much of a traveller if you've been in one place for a decade.
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Joke by Cunning5tunts in Racism - Gypsy (+ 1 more) - Added: 1 year, 8 months ago - Current Score: 142.6


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What do you call a traveller who refuses to travel?

An ambulance apparently.
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Joke by MacMuffin in In The News - Dale Farm - Added: 1 year, 7 months ago - Current Score: 103.2


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So far police at Dale Farm have evicted 604 travellers or 2 families. I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by ozash in In The News - Dale Farm - Added: 1 year, 7 months ago - Current Score: 102.4


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I took my daughter to a farm today to see the animals.

Unfortunately, by the time we got there, the police were evicting them.
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Joke by city hobgoblin in In The News - Dale Farm - Added: 1 year, 7 months ago - Current Score: 90.2


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Two options re. travellers;
1) Spend £13 million to move them to another site where they'll be an equal pain in the arse.
2) Tell the boys from Top Gear to brush up on their Irish accents and do something useful with their extensive knowledge of how to blow up caravans.

Option 2 = cheaper AND we get to see entertaining videos of pikies on fire!
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Joke by zebG in In The News - Dale Farm - Added: 1 year, 8 months ago - Current Score: 68.8


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Got to sympathise with the travellers at Dale Farm. I too have a lifestyle choice that attracts persecution from the government

I have a job
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Joke by Cryogenic in In The News - Dale Farm - Added: 1 year, 7 months ago - Current Score: 55.4



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