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When madonna first came to England she said she wanted to be more English; she's now an unmarried mother with three kids and one of them's black, how much more English can one get? I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by El.hannen in Racism - English (+ 1 more) - Added: 4 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 624


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Madonna looks great for 50.

She has the body of a man half her age.
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Joke by Gash TL in Other - Beauty (+ 1 more) - Added: 4 years, 1 month ago - Current Score: 504.4




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Judging by the pictures in the paper, Madonna's Chess set is coming along nicely. I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by db1981 in Celebrities - Madonna - Added: 3 years, 11 months ago - Current Score: 466.2


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So Madonna is planning on marrying Jesus?

It's finally nice to see her going for someone her own age.
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Joke by Tony1304 in Celebrities - Madonna - Added: 4 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 316.4


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You can choose your friends, but you can't choose your family.

Try telling that to Madonna.
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Joke by Fyffes in Celebrities - Madonna - Added: 3 years, 9 months ago - Current Score: 311.4


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What's the difference between Madonna and a Kit Kat?

You only get four fingers in a Kit Kat!!
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Joke by sick puppy in Celebrities - Madonna - Added: 5 years, 10 months ago - Current Score: 305.8


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Madonna has said she's saddened to hear of Peter Andre and Jordan's marriage break up... She also wants to know can she have first refusal on the blind nigger if neither of them want it. I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by funny cunt in Celebrities - Madonna - Added: 4 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 298


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The weird thing about Madonna's new kid is that he's going to be wearing the same clothes he made 2 months ago. I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by TNT in Celebrities - Madonna - Added: 3 years, 10 months ago - Current Score: 293


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Since their split, Madonna and Guy Ritchie will have to attend court as they are arguing over custody of their kids.
Neither of them wants the coon.
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Joke by Staffer in Celebrities - Madonna - Added: 4 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 292.2


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I love Smirnoff Vodka but I'm shit scared to buy a bottle of it.

What if I actually do win tickets to a Madonna concert?
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Joke by sick.fucker in Celebrities - Madonna - Added: 1 year ago - Current Score: 244.4



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