Jokes under Celebrities > Jeremy Kyle
|
I asked The Pope what he thought about people like Jeremy Kyle, who exploit poor uneducated people to make millions of pounds. "They're just amateurs," replied his Holiness. |
 
   |
| So Jeremy Kyle has cancer - can't help but think the doctor did a long pause after opening the envelope with the results in. |
|
|
What a morning! The missus told me the baby wasn't mine, we had a blazing row in front of all her mates and I told her I'd been having an affair with her sister. Plus I got to meet Jeremy Kyle! |
|
Joke
by Twintowers in Celebrities - Jeremy Kyle - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago - Current Score: 158.8
|
Channel 4 have announced a new series where four Jeremy Kyle guests take it in turns to cook frozen pizzas and Pot Noodles for each other. It's called Scum Dine With Me. |
|
Joke
by Bushey_Oneliner in TV - Cookery Shows (+ 1 more) - Added: 10 months ago - Current Score: 130.4
|
So, Jeremy Kyle has testicular cancer. And I used to think making a wish when you blow out your birthday candles was a load of shit. |
|
Joke
by Craig David in Celebrities - Jeremy Kyle - Added: 4 months, 20 days ago - Current Score: 57.6
|
For sale ... Used wank sock .. No longer needed due to unforeseen circumstances ... Contact J. Kyle at ITV Studios |
|
Joke
by Unassigned in Illness and mortality - Cancer (+ 1 more) - Added: 4 months, 19 days ago - Current Score: 36.4
|
I hope Simon Cowell gets knighted. That would make him a cunt of the highest order. |
|
| The Jeremy Kyle Show: Proving Darwin's theory of evolution to be wrong, since 2005. |
|
Joke
by Random_joker in Celebrities - Jeremy Kyle - Added: 1 year, 9 months ago - Current Score: 32.8
| I'm surprised that the people on Jeremy Kyle don't have better clothes, they must get so much money from the tooth fairy. |
|
|
My mother used to tell me "Go for the Ugly Women, they'll always be faithfull" Obviously she hasn't seen the bitches on The Jeremy Kyle Show. |
|
Page load time: 0.25s (Startup: 0.16s, Controller: 0.08s, Template: 0.02s)
Sickipedia v3.5, served by WEBFE
el gato no es bueno
Sickipedia © 2007 - 2013
