Jokes under Celebrities > Keira Knightley
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I really need to improve my sex life. I see less tits than Kiera Knightley's bra. |
 
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by jibjab in Sex and shit - Breasts (+ 1 more) - Added: 1 year, 9 months ago - Current Score: 216.6
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Keira Knightley has been sacked from her job as tea lady. Apparently, she couldn't fill the cups. |
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by Admiral Anus in Sex and shit - Breasts (+ 1 more) - Added: 1 year, 9 months ago - Current Score: 169.4
| Hollywood star Christina Applegate has had a double mastectomy, but seems in good spirits saying, "At least they're still bigger than Keira Knightley's." |
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by Unassigned in Celebrities - Keira Knightley - Added: 4 years, 9 months ago - Current Score: 90
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So Keira Knightley has got engaged to James Righton. Let's hope it's for real - because it will be transparently obvious if she's only acting. |
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| Keira Knightley has declared she won't take part in any pirates movies anymore, until they bring her chest back! |
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by frostydarren in Celebrities - Keira Knightley - Added: 3 years, 6 months ago - Current Score: 51.2
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Keira Knightley? I'd much prefer Keira Hourly. |
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by ididyourmom in Sex and shit - Sexual Innuendo (+ 1 more) - Added: 4 years, 4 months ago - Current Score: 38.8
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"Keira Knightley's Stalker Arrested Outside Theatre" I would have been there too, but I was too busy sucking the sweat out of a sock I found in her rubbish bin. |
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by Smackhead in Celebrities - Keira Knightley - Added: 3 years, 3 months ago - Current Score: 29.2
| Is it wrong that I fantasize over Kiera Knightley when I beat my wife? |
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by JollyGolly in Celebrities - Keira Knightley - Added: 4 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 14
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Keira Knightley's appeal for soccer aid has come up trumps, the donations have been pouring in and they've got their just in time. The African children have clubbed together and she's finally getting the nutrition she needs. |
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I saw Keira Knightley jogging in the park earlier, as she ran past I couldn't help but think.. Did she just shake her Tic Tac's at me? |
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by brettapotomus in Celebrities - Keira Knightley - Added: 1 year, 9 months ago - Current Score: 12.4
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