Jokes under Celebrities > Britney Spears
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Tragic Britney fan dies after falling from a fairground ride after singers gig. The boys father is said to be inconsolable. Suppose I would be too if I found out my son was gay. |
 
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by yermaw88 in Celebrities - Britney Spears - Added: 1 year, 8 months ago - Current Score: 57.4
| So it was announced that the "Circus Starring Britney Spears" concert tour will be exclusively sponsored by Virgin. Irony isn't that hard to come by these days... |
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by dirt_on_my_shirt in Sex and shit - Whore (+ 2 more) - Added: 4 years, 5 months ago - Current Score: 25.2
| Britney spears needs collagen injections around her mouth. Lately I’ve noticed her lips sinking |
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by jimfromoz in Celebrities - Britney Spears - Added: 3 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 24
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Lady Gaga and Britney Spears are sharing a dressing room. "Do you know I've insured my face for 10 million dollars?" says Gaga. "Wow," says Britney. "So what did you do with all the money?" |
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by Little Red Rooster in Celebrities - Lady Gaga (+ 1 more) - Added: 8 months ago - Current Score: 19.4
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Britney Spear's Twitter was hacked the other day. Her followers instantly knew it wasn't her because everything was coherent and spelt correctly. |
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submitted by afielding, originally by sxephil in Celebrities - Britney Spears - Added: 3 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 14.2
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I just saw a headline on yahoo, saying that mammoths and other such lumbering beasts were not killed by spears. Her music is however responsible for the deaths of two donkeys. |
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by mrtippet in Celebrities - Britney Spears - Added: 3 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 12.8
| A paparazzi photographer in LA has successfully won a restraining order against Britney Spears. |
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submitted by paulshakeysharp, originally by http://twitter.com/newsshite in Celebrities - Britney Spears - Added: 3 years, 1 month ago - Current Score: 7.8
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I wanted to watch Britney's sexy new video, but the speakers don't work on this laptop... ...perfect! |
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by Unassigned in Celebrities - Britney Spears - Added: 3 years, 8 months ago - Current Score: 7
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Britney Spears... Number 1 albums Number 1 singles Number 1 over her head with a pair of clippers! |
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| Dear Lord, thank you for answering my prayers. However you seem to have made a terrible error. I said "Britney", not "Whitney". |
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by 5minutes in Illness and mortality - Alcohol And Drugs (+ 2 more) - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago - Current Score: 6.8
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