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Tom Cruise gets up one day. Looking in the mirror, he's admiring his body. "Mmm, looking good today Tom," he says. He then gives his pecs a little squeeze- "Mmmm, feeling good Tom." He suddenly notices a funny smell, takes a whiff of himself and almost chokes- "Fuck, I smell awful!"

So he goes to talk to Katie. "Katie," he says, "there's something wrong with me!"
"Well you look good," says Katie, walking toward him [...]

Tom Cruise gets up one day. Looking in the mirror, he's admiring his body. "Mmm, looking good today Tom," he says. He then gives his pecs a little squeeze- "Mmmm, feeling good Tom." He suddenly notices a funny smell, takes a whiff of himself and almost chokes- "Fuck, I smell awful!"

So he goes to talk to Katie. "Katie," he says, "there's something wrong with me!"
"Well you look good," says Katie, walking toward him, "and you feel good," she says giving him a little squeeze, then suddenly "Fuck Tom, you smell fucking awful! Get to the doctor!"

So Tom goes to the doctor and says, "Doc, there's something seriously wrong!"
"Well, take a seat and I'll examine you," says the doctor. "Hmmm. Well, you look good Tom...... and you feel pretty good..... oh dear God you smell awful!" So the doctor goes over to his medical books to make a diagnosis.

"Do you know what's wrong with me Doctor?"
"Lets see Tom. So you look good, you feel good but you smell awful........ ah yes, here we are."

"You're a cunt."