Jokes under Celebrities > Beyonce
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What's brown and sticky? My poster of Beyonce. |
 
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by Nangleberry Keen in Celebrities - Beyonce - Added: 5 years, 5 months ago - Current Score: 928.2
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Even though she can't sing for shit, I gotta admit that Beyonce is one fine ass lady. Everytime she comes on the telly... So do I. |
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by Get Wild in Sex and shit - ??? General (+ 1 more) - Added: 4 years, 2 months ago - Current Score: 485.8
| So Beyonce and Jay-Z are having a kid. Wow, that kid will have everything. Except a last name. |
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I see Beyonce and Jay-Z's marriage is on the rocks... Apparently, it's because of her refusal to give him anal sex... Beyonce has said that she was happy with their sex life, and in particular, Jay-Z's manhood. Jay-Z reportedly replied that if she liked it she should have put her ring on it... |
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What do you call a black RnB star that floats? Buoyancy. |
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by illegalnature in Celebrities - Beyonce - Added: 3 years, 6 months ago - Current Score: 226.6
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Has anyone else noticed that Beyonce gets a shade whiter every year? In 10 years time I might fuck her. |
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Beyonce: 'Who run the world?' Generally people who have at least a basic understanding of grammar. |
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Really, Beyonce? You're a multi-millionaire, and you expect people to believe you use £4.99 Loreal makeup? |
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It was reported last night that Beyonce is in fact the love child of the late and great record breakers presenter, Roy Castle. A spokesperson from Beyonce's record company has said that she is pleased by the recent discovery, but will not be taking her newly discovered father's surname. |
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What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before getting married? Feyonce. |
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