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JLS:
'Every minute's like an hour, every hour's like a day, every day lasts forever, but what else am I gonna do?
I'd wait forever and a day for you.'

So based on that mathematical logic, you would wait a day and an hour for them? Either they aren't that committed, or Comic Relief hadn't set up a school in their village while they were growing up. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by imthecrackfox in Celebrities - JLS - Added: 1 year, 10 months ago - Current Score: 167.4


1463306
I've done farts which lingered longer than JLS.

And they probably sounded a lot better too. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by funnyfucker1 in Celebrities - JLS - Added: 1 month, 24 days ago - Current Score: 93.8




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Just told my nan that JLS have split up.

"Oh no." She said. "Where am I going to buy my sofas now?" 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by flatcapscott in Other - Misunderstanding (+ 2 more) - Added: 1 month, 25 days ago - Current Score: 82.4


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So JLS have split up.. Such a shame.. I just ordered a brand new pressure cooker for their next concert I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by funnyfucker1 in Celebrities - JLS - Added: 1 month, 25 days ago - Current Score: 70.2


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JLS's record company have replaced them with a new solo artist called JCB.


Apparently he can do the work of four spades. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by tony 66 in Racism - Black (+ 1 more) - Added: 1 month ago - Current Score: 51.2


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Anyone want to pay me £200 to see JLS live?

This isn't a ticket offer, it's a ransom note. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Pundamentalism in Crime - ??? General (+ 1 more) - Added: 1 year, 9 months ago - Current Score: 23.6


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"I've got the worst fucking job ever, I have to go around with these 4 bags of brown shit all day." Said my mate
I replied, "What do you do, do you have to carry manure to farmers?"
"No I'm JLS's manager." 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by munch45 in Celebrities - JLS - Added: 1 year ago - Current Score: 22.2


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JLS singing 'Do You Feel What I Feel?'.

Well, if the answer is 'underwhelmed', then yes. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke submitted by womraylington, originally by Uncle in Celebrities - JLS - Added: 1 year, 7 months ago - Current Score: 21.4


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JLS song: London to Jamaica, LA to Africa

Going home for the summer then boys? 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by AV in Celebrities - JLS - Added: 1 year, 10 months ago - Current Score: 20.6


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It annoys me that Justin Bieber fans call themselves 'Beliebers' and One Direction fans call themselves 'Directioners'. You don't hear Michael Jackson fans calling themselves 'Jacksoners' or JLS fans calling themselves 'Cunts'. I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by phildip in Other - Music (+ 1 more) - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago - Current Score: 18.2



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