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BBC News: "Sacked Sheen sues show"...

By the seashore?
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Joke by finnbee in Celebrities - Charlie Sheen - Added: 2 years, 2 months ago - Current Score: 1,546.8


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How much coke did Charlie Sheen take?

Enough to kill Two and a Half Men.
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Joke by Officer Mudkip in TV - Sitcom (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 2 months ago - Current Score: 705.8




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Charlie Sheen wants $3million an episode for Two and a Half Men.

What the fuck? Is he on drugs or something?
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Joke by Splyff in Celebrities - Charlie Sheen - Added: 2 years, 2 months ago - Current Score: 416


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I've been doing the cleaning today using Mr Sheen.

It's great, I just tell him the dust is cocaine and he snorts the lot.
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Joke by danny75078 in TV - Adverts (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 2 months ago - Current Score: 243.4


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Some cocaine addicts get a very glossy skin. It's the charlie sheen I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by intershitty in Crime - Drugs (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 2 months ago - Current Score: 147


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News: Charlie Sheen passes drugs test.

Hardly fucking surprising. Never mind 'pass a simple drug test', with a knowledge of drugs as well founded as his, he could write a fucking doctoral thesis on them.
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Joke by geebee in Crime - Drugs (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 2 months ago - Current Score: 104.2


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Has anyone Sheen my drugs? I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by djsoapytitwank in Celebrities - Charlie Sheen - Added: 2 years, 2 months ago - Current Score: 95.2


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Charlie Sheen passed his drugs test last week.

Mainly due to the fact they couldn't find any urine in his cocaine.
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Joke by TheUncircumcisedJew in Crime - Drugs (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 2 months ago - Current Score: 89.2


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BBC NEWS - Charlie Sheen's wife 'feared for her life'

"The report also contains details of an alleged assault that took place two months before the December attack."

I like to call this month October.
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Joke by phippsy95 in Crime - Domestic Violence (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 9 months ago - Current Score: 76.8


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I never cease to be amazed by the things that Charlie Sheen can do.

He has been a habitual drug-user, serious alcoholic, gambler, spent time in prison, used prostitutes and now apparently wife-beating has been added to his repertoire.

If ever there was a man's man...
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Joke by ethnicriticism in Celebrities - Charlie Sheen - Added: 3 years, 5 months ago - Current Score: 59



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