Jokes under Other > Music
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When my girlfriend said she was leaving because of my obsession with The Monkees, I thought she was joking. And then I saw her face. |
 
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by Biscuit777 in Other - Wordplay (+ 2 more) - Added: 2 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 2,164
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The Zutons' bass player, Russell, mentioned once in an interview that he liked Maltesers and, at his next gig, he was bombarded with Maltesers. Well, I happen to know that Ronan Keating is a shit and daggers man. |
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Granny knot, surgeon's knot, hangman's knot, square knot. I can't do them, but my headphones sure fucking can. |
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Here's a picture of me with the band REM. That's me in the corner. |
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submitted by Savahax, originally by Milton Jones in Other - Music - Added: 2 years, 6 months ago - Current Score: 924.2
| If Elton John dies who the fuck are we going to get to sing at his funeral? |
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I had a great idea for a song. It would have vocals by a woman with a very average voice and a face to match, some irritating as fuck sped-up auto-tuned garbage, a token nigger rapping in a ridiculous put-on 'London' accent and the tune would be composed on a mobile phone ring-tone maker from the early Nineties. When I took my idea to the record company, I got sued for plagiarism by nearly every fucking group in the top 40. |
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I was asked today if I liked Beyonce. I said, "Are you joking? I would lick the shit from her arsehole." "Erm... OK..." my Gran replied. "Does that mean you'd like her album for your birthday?" |
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I spent the night in a haunted house once and made a run for it when I heard steps coming from upstairs. I don't know which sick bastard was playing the CD but I didn't hang around to find out. |
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I fainted in the curry house when I heard REM had split up. That's me in the korma. |
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by BettySwallocks in Other - Music (+ 1 more) - Added: 1 year, 8 months ago - Current Score: 490.2
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I've got a compilation CD of Arctic Monkeys' best songs from their three albums. It's their first album. |
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