Jokes under Sex and shit > Children
| I must be so lucky, all the beautiful girls that message me when I sign into a free porn site are from my home town. What are the odds? |
 
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by bighelmet in Sex and shit - Pornography (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 8 months ago - Current Score: 3,594.6
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"Dear, why are there broken condoms on our couch?" "Dave... Would you please call our children by their names." |
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by awfullawful in Sex and shit - Children - Added: 1 year, 9 months ago - Current Score: 1,251.8
| Girls are like universities. I spend hours looking at them, only to realise I can't get into any of them. |
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by afielding in Politics - Education (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 6 months ago - Current Score: 747.4
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My 12 year old son was pissed off with me because I told him what happens in the film he was watching. I was right though, he did cum on her face. |
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by Susan Boyles bodyguard in Sex and shit - Ejaculation (+ 2 more) - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago - Current Score: 575.6
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I was in the shop today, and there was a little boy crying because he wanted some chocolate buttons. "I haven't got enough money," his mother said to him. "I've got some spare change on me, I'll buy them," I said to her. "Are you sure about that?," she said. "Of course," I replied, "I haven't had chocolate buttons in ages, so it'll be a nice treat for me." |
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Madonna recently went to watch her kids at their sports day. Or the African cup of nations as it's better known. |
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by Unassigned in Racism - ??? Other (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 4 months ago - Current Score: 440.6
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I was in bed with my girlfriend, last night, having quite a pleasurable dream when I accidentally sighed "Ohhhh, Lucy!" in my sleep.
My girlfriend immediately turned the light on and started screaming at me. "Who the fuck is Lucy?! Is she one of those sluts from your office?! I knew you were cheating on me, you cunt!" I sleepily replied, "No.. err... you don't understand. I was having a dream where me and you got married, and we lived in thi [...] |
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by Unassigned in Sex and shit - Girlfriend (+ 2 more) - Added: 1 year ago - Current Score: 397.2
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An old song says that all girls are made of, 'sugar and spice and all things nice'. If this is true, how come the best part smells like fish shit? |
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A teacher was teaching her class about the difference between right and wrong. “All right, children, let's take an example,” she said. “If I were to get into a man's pocket and take his wallet with all his money, what would I be?” A little boy raises his hand and, with a confident smile, says, “You'd be his wife.” |
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I met a girl in the pub last night and we ended up back at my place. I didn't have a fucking clue what I was getting myself into. So I politely asked her to shave it. |
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by John Merrick in Sex and shit - Children - Added: 2 years, 6 months ago - Current Score: 371.8
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