Jokes under Other > Camping
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I took my 12-year-old son camping at the weekend. As we sat around the fire he said, "Dad, I need a shit." "Go and have one then," I said. "That's the beauty of camping, you can shit anywhere you want and you can't get into trouble." He walked off and came back a few minutes later. "Where did you have one?" I asked. He said, "In your car." |
 
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by RodneyMyers in Sex and shit - Shit (+ 1 more) - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago - Current Score: 445.2
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If there's one thing I hate about camping, it's waking up in a tent just knowing you're gonna have to put on wet socks. Still, you have to wank into something. |
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submitted by Mr Derp, originally by Ed Byrne in Other - Camping - Added: 1 year, 8 months ago - Current Score: 141.8
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I took a really big fat shit camping at the weekend. James Corden. |
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My mate just spent an hour and a half sat in one spot desperately trying to put up a tent. Camping noob. |
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My scout leader said "Now when we're camping there are two very important rules: never leave a trace and always clean up after yourself." I replied "Kind of like porn?" |
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by Ceasar in Sex and shit - Pornography (+ 1 more) - Added: 1 year, 7 months ago - Current Score: 13
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I caught a lovely big salmon the other day. Fuck knows who threw it though. |
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Me and my wife went camping last week. She brought along everything except the kitchen fucking sink. Which was annoying because I had nowhere to piss. |
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| I think we should get some polar bears to help with the evictions at Dale Farm, I heard that they're pretty good at clearing out campsites. |
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I promised my romantic girlfriend the other day that I would stay up with until we see the sun rise in the British countryside. A week later I'm starting to fall asleep. |
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I despise bears so imagine my horror when out camping in the wilds, I ran into one. Knowing it was me or him, I didn't give him time to think and blasted him three times in the head with my hunting rifle. Even though I had escaped this time, my ordeal got a whole lot worse. Mrs.Grylls reported me to the Police and I'm now facing a murder charge. |
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by Unassigned in Celebrities - Bear Grylls (+ 2 more) - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago - Current Score: 2.4
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