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You're about as much use as Anne Frank's drum kit. I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by billybobbob in Celebrities - Historical Figures - Added: 4 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 3,036.2


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Hitler walks into the meeting room and turns to his trusted staff, "I want you to organise the execution of 10,000 Jews and 1 kitten."
Everyone looks around the table and after a long silence, Goering pipes up, "Mein Führer, why do you want to kill a kitten?"
Hitler smiles and turns to the rest of the table, "You see, no one cares about the Jews."
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Joke by wjh31 in Racism - Jew (+ 2 more) - Added: 5 years, 11 months ago - Current Score: 2,287.8




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Hitler was one of the most evil men in history.

He ordered the mass genocide of 6 million Jews and was pretty much responsible for kicking off World War II.

Although, on the plus side, if he hadn't have done all that there would be no Call of Duty: World at War
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Joke by EnglishWhiteBoy in Celebrities - Historical Figures - Added: 4 years, 4 months ago - Current Score: 1,964.4


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Hitler may have killed 6 million Jews, but he sure as fucking hell saved the History channel. I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by BadHashMan in Racism - Jew (+ 2 more) - Added: 3 years, 6 months ago - Current Score: 1,401.8


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Who's the best Jewish cook?

Hitler.
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Joke by Mrwolf in Celebrities - Historical Figures - Added: 5 years, 10 months ago - Current Score: 1,381.2


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Why did Hitler commit suicide?

He got the gas bill.
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Joke by We Are The Lemon in Celebrities - Historical Figures - Added: 6 years, 4 months ago - Current Score: 1,265


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I hate it when I hear someone joke about the Holocaust. It's just so wrong.

Anne Frankly, I won't stand for it.
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Joke by kevseed in In The News - Holocaust (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 1 month ago - Current Score: 1,213.4


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"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"

Not the best move Anne Frank ever made.
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Joke by Craig.M in Celebrities - Historical Figures - Added: 3 years, 9 months ago - Current Score: 836.4


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I feel sorry for Anne Frank. First she gets her diary published, which is every girl's worst nightmare, but on top of that she doesn't get any money from it, which is every Jew's worst nightmare. I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by JimmyJustice4753 in Celebrities - Historical Figures - Added: 4 years, 2 months ago - Current Score: 823.4


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What's the difference between Hitler and Paula Radcliffe?

Hitler tried to finish the race.
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Joke by wjh31 in Other - Difference (+ 1 more) - Added: 5 years, 11 months ago - Current Score: 791.4



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