Jokes under Illness and mortality > Cystic Fibrosis
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What do you call a nun with a lung infection and general mucus build-up? Sister Fibrosis. |
 
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My friends are always taking the piss out of me because I can't hold my beer. It's not my fault that I have cystic fibrosis. |
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by mrtippet in Illness and mortality - Cystic Fibrosis - Added: 3 years, 9 months ago - Current Score: 5.8
| I can't believe I've just been dumped by my girlfriend who has Cystic fibrosis, that's a whole year of my life wasted on her. Oh well, I suppose it doesn't matter as much for me as it would have for her. |
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by iHendy x in Illness and mortality - Cystic Fibrosis - Added: 2 years, 11 months ago - Current Score: 3.4
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My friend, who has cystic fibrosis, is undergoing a lung transplant soon. In hindsight, telling him, "It should be fine, but I wouldn't hold your breath", was the wrong thing to say. |
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by pump in Illness and mortality - Cystic Fibrosis - Added: 3 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 3
| I went to a cystic fibrosis charity fundraiser tonight, i'm a tight fucker though I didn't cough up anything. |
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by therogue in Illness and mortality - Cystic Fibrosis - Added: 3 years, 8 months ago - Current Score: 2
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