Jokes under Celebrities > Band/Group
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What's the difference between JLS and Futurama? There's only one Bender in Futurama. |
 
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by ThePhoenix in Sex and shit - Gay (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 10 months ago - Current Score: 3,108.2
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I was watching the news with my wife last night. "It looks like the Kaiser Chiefs were right," I said. "Yeah, very funny," she replied. "I Predict A Riot." I said, "No... Everyday I Love You Less And Less." |
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by Biscuit777 in In The News - Riots (+ 1 more) - Added: 1 year, 9 months ago - Current Score: 1,201.8
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What's yellow and lives off dead beetles? Yoko Ono. |
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by JossDude in In The News - Celebrity Death (+ 2 more) - Added: 5 years, 11 months ago - Current Score: 1,159.8
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Walked into HMV and the assistant said, "Good morning." I said, "You too." He said, "Second aisle, first shelf on the left." Funny fucker. |
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by Mr Stu Pidtwat in Celebrities - Band/Group - Added: 3 years, 2 months ago - Current Score: 992.6
| Listening to a censored Eminem song on the radio is a lot like having a conversation with someone on T-Mobile. |
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What would it take to reunite "The Beatles"? Two bullets. |
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So, Louis Walsh thinks Lloyd Daniels would be better off in a boyband... Funny that, there's a vacancy going... |
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According to the BBC website "Curry spice kills cancer cells". When did a Paki get into the Spice Girls? |
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For the past month, I've had a wank on every Saturday. Not the black one though, she's fucking horrible. |
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by waverleyhero in Celebrities - Band/Group - Added: 2 years, 4 months ago - Current Score: 665.4
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Just heard that Girls Aloud are playing Newcastle in August. They are expected to win 3-0 |
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by Hugh(_!_)Janus in Sports - Football (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 11 months ago - Current Score: 618.6
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