Jokes under Other > School
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At the start of the exam, the invigilator says, "You have exactly 2 hours. I will not accept any papers after this time has elapsed."
Two hours later, the invigilator calls out, "Time's up, Ladies and Gentlemen." One student is still scribbling away ten minutes later when the invigilator has all the collected papers in a large stack front of him. Slowly, the student finishes up and walks over to hand in his paper, but the invigilator refuses to a [...] |
 
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by Little Red Rooster in Other - Stupid (+ 1 more) - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago - Current Score: 1,324.2
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How school works: In class: 2+2=4. Homework: 2+4+2=8. Exam: John had 4 apples. He eats one and gives one to a friend. Calculate the Sun's mass. |
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submitted by janabimustafa, originally by funnyjunk.com/antaurr in Other - School - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago - Current Score: 1,284.6
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"Gud luk 2 evry1 gettin ther resultz 2moro" Thank you - I can tell you your English result already if you want. |
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by PraiseTheMetal59 in Other - Stupid (+ 2 more) - Added: 1 year, 9 months ago - Current Score: 935
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For our chemistry exam we had to write a thousand words on acid. Unfortunately my pen turned into a gorilla and the floor melted. |
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BBC News: "Teachers all across Britain are holding a strike tomorrow regarding recent payment cuts." Somebody should tell them that it's their own time they're wasting, not ours. |
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by jopeylo in Politics - Government (+ 1 more) - Added: 1 year, 11 months ago - Current Score: 514.4
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Like many people, I had no idea what to do after I left school. But after thinking about it for a while, I decided to go home. |
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My girlfriend came home and she got an 'A', 'B', and a 'C'. We had the most incredible sex to celebrate. Afterwards, I rolled over and said, "Well done, babe. What letters are you learning tomorrow?" |
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by gazzytee in Crime - Paedophilia (+ 1 more) - Added: 1 year, 9 months ago - Current Score: 361.4
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What's the difference between A level geography and GCSE geography? For A level you need 6 colouring pencils instead of 4. |
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I bumped into an old friend and said to him, "I hear you lost your job as a Geography teacher?" "Yeah, I've no idea why but it doesn't matter now as I'm moving to Australia to teach." "Why go all that way for a job?" "Because apparently Toronto has some of the best schools in the world." |
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I've just defied all the rules of physics. I didn't wear goggles during the experiment, I ran when holding the equipment, and then I called the teacher a cunt. |
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