Jokes under Illness and mortality > Wheelchair
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Stephen Hawking has admitted that, if in great pain, he may consider assisted suicide. Or "Task Manager", as he calls it. |
 
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by NovemberRain in Celebrities - Stephen Hawking (+ 1 more) - Added: 1 year, 11 months ago - Current Score: 790.4
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Wheelchair users are so ungrateful. They've put ramps up for them all over my town but you never see the lazy fuckers doing any tricks. |
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by ray piste in Illness and mortality - Wheelchair - Added: 1 year, 10 months ago - Current Score: 436.2
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Yesterday, I told my wife: "You know you were walking in your sleep again, right?" She looked at me, totally shocked and surprised. Then I started laughing and told her I was just kidding. I don't think she appreciated that joke, by the angry way she was tapping on her wheelchair. |
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by walkindude in Illness and mortality - Wheelchair - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago - Current Score: 251.8
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I've just started managing a disabled tribute act to the pop group Steps. They're called Ramps. |
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by BOOBJUICE in Illness and mortality - Wheelchair (+ 1 more) - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago - Current Score: 234.6
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As my son sat in his wheelchair I could see a tinge of sadness in his eyes watching me play football with his brother. He said, "I wanna play." I said, "I know it's hard, son, but you can't." He said, "Dad, it's my fucking Xbox." |
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by FantasticMrFucks in Illness and mortality - Wheelchair - Added: 6 months ago - Current Score: 184.8
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Never laugh at your school principal in his wheelchair. Heads will roll. |
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A guy in a wheelchair sped over my foot today in the town. "You better watch where you're going next time." I told him. He said, "I'm handicapped, you can't do anything." I said, "No, you're handicapped, you can't do anything." |
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by I shit on the bed when im bored in Illness and mortality - Wheelchair - Added: 7 months ago - Current Score: 160.6
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I said to my mate, "The worst feeling in the world is when it's dark and you think there's one extra step, when actually there isn't." He just stared at me blankly. "So...." I decided to change the subject, "How long do you have to be in that wheelchair for then?" |
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by Mazer in Illness and mortality - Wheelchair - Added: 1 year, 8 months ago - Current Score: 106.2
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No matter how hard I try, I always seem to be going round in circles. Having a broken arm while in a wheelchair isn't ideal. |
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by sick.fucker in Illness and mortality - Wheelchair - Added: 9 months ago - Current Score: 105.8
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I knew my night club for the disabled would be a hit. The punters have been rolling in. |
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