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623486
*For Sale £30*

Virgin.
2 Years Old.
Great Looking.
Never Really Been Touched.

How gutted was I when I realised this was a mobile? 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by grrreat in Other - Small Ads - Added: 2 years, 9 months ago - Current Score: 629.2


160806
For Sale: Iraqi rifle.

Never fired, dropped once. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by birkeneder999 in Racism - Iraqi (+ 2 more) - Added: 3 years, 11 months ago - Current Score: 536.8




2252
FOR SALE: GRAND JEEP CHEROKEE
Low mileage. Only used for airport runs. Slight fire damage. £1,000 ono
Please contact MUSTAFA SKINGRAFT, Ward 5, Glasgow General... 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by ht in In The News - Terrorism (+ 1 more) - Added: 5 years, 11 months ago - Current Score: 492.8


1089655
For Sale: Golden Retriever, had for 9 months, has yet to retrieve gold. Should have just bought metal detector. I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke submitted by FvanLog, originally by Mystatusisbaddest in Other - Animals/Insects (+ 1 more) - Added: 1 year, 9 months ago - Current Score: 447.6


504270
For sale: 10 Used Condoms.
No weirdos. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke submitted by jferran1, originally by Stuart Francis. in Sex and shit - Contraception (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 419


10064
FOR SALE BY OWNER

Complete set of Encyclopaedia Britannica.
45 volumes.
Excellent condition.
1,000.00 or best offer.
No longer needed, got married last weekend and wife knows fucking everything. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by the phantom phucker in Sex and shit - Wife (+ 1 more) - Added: 5 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 386.4


121984
FOR SALE:

38,000 Red and white flags, nearly new, only been waved for eight minutes.

Contact: Mr. A. Wenger, Emirates Stadium, London, N5 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by agag in Sports - Football (+ 1 more) - Added: 4 years, 1 month ago - Current Score: 265.4


924314
For sale.

Modified DeLorean DMC-12.

No timewasters. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by tartanspartan in Other - Wordplay (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 2 months ago - Current Score: 246.6


1252566
For Sale: Replica Fisherman's Knife (Made To Scale). I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by JustSomeRandom in Other - Wordplay (+ 1 more) - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago - Current Score: 244


27022
*FOR SALE*

06' Suzuki GSXR 1000

This bike is perfect! Only done 7000 miles and has had its 1500 mile service.

No falls/scratches. I use it as a cruiser/commuter. I'm selling it because it was purchased without proper consent of a loving wife.

Apparently "do whatever the fuck you want" doesn't mean what I thought. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by niggers out in Sex and shit - Women (+ 1 more) - Added: 5 years, 1 month ago - Current Score: 235.6



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