Jokes under Sex and shit > Aphrodisiacs
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My son asked me why oysters are Aphrodisiacs. "Not sure son, maybe because they smell like fannies." "Ugh, is that what mum's is like?" "You tell me," I replied, "you were the last one near it." |
 
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by Pride of Lions in Sex and shit - Aphrodisiacs - Added: 3 years, 6 months ago - Current Score: 26.2
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Whilst reading through an ancient book at the British Library, I found a 'magic spell' that would supposedly make women want to have sex with me. Worked like a fucking charm. |
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by TheAncient in Sex and shit - Aphrodisiacs - Added: 2 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 19.6
| Tried spinning a gnu with a large frizzy perm around to improve my sexual performance, but it wasn't an afro dizzy yak. |
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Woman: "I've got to say those oysters we had at dinner have made me all moist in my knickers." Man: "Well, they are an aphrodisiac, fancy a fuck?" Woman: "No.... they give me the shits!" |
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by fundalungs in Sex and shit - Aphrodisiacs - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago - Current Score: 6.2
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I just finished my Christmas shopping. I've bought Aphrodisiacs and Viagara. If my wife wants her annual Christmas Shag, I might just be up to it this year. |
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| There's a new drug out on the market - Viagra light... It's for wankers. |
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| The Love Parade in Germany really worked! I got a crush on a girl there... |
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by Berry95 in In The News - ??? Other (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 9 months ago - Current Score: 2.2
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Me and the girlfriend read that Rhino horn makes a good aphrodisiac, so we thought we would try it. We just got out of hospital after two months in intensive care. Apparently breaking into the Rhino Enclosure at Chessington wasn't a good idea after all. |
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