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I know who killed those two French blokes!

Police said it took 200 stab wounds to kill them.

It must have been Michael Barrymore - he's a shit stabber!
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Joke by Bobajob in Celebrities - Michael Barrymore - Added: 4 years, 10 months ago - Current Score: 579.6


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Breaking News - michael barrymore spotted looking pretty shifty by a hotel pool in Majorca. I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Jamrag in Celebrities - Michael Barrymore - Added: 3 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 422




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Police are investigating a dead Taliban found floating in Michael Barrymore's swimming pool.

Apparently he was a suicide bummer.
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Joke by Weetobix in Celebrities - Michael Barrymore - Added: 5 years, 11 months ago - Current Score: 370


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After the death of Stephen Gately at his Spanish Villa, stars of stage and screen have been paying tribute. Ronan Keating said he was gutted, Louis Walsh said he was devastated and Michael Barrymore said he was innocent. I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by ZinneX in Celebrities - Michael Barrymore - Added: 3 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 317


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Why doesn't Michael Barrymore have any ashtrays?

Because he likes to put his fags out in the pool.
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Joke by h3ll0 in Celebrities - Michael Barrymore - Added: 5 years, 11 months ago - Current Score: 305.6


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Michael Barrymore has got a job as a Presenter on Celebrity Big Brother.

How the fuck does that work? He doesn't even know what is going on in his own house.
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Joke by Mallatar in Celebrities - Michael Barrymore - Added: 4 years, 5 months ago - Current Score: 179.6


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The English Channel is generally considered to be the most hazardous stretch of water in the world.

Apart from the shallow end of Michael Barrymore's pool.
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Joke by roandy in Celebrities - Michael Barrymore - Added: 5 years, 1 month ago - Current Score: 176.6


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I haven't seen this much fuss about a Queen floating on the water since Michael Barrymore's pool party. I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by crashedout in Celebrities - Michael Barrymore (+ 1 more) - Added: 11 months ago - Current Score: 166


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I opened a box last night to find a set of cards. On each card was a photo. The first was OJ Simpson, then Michael Barrymore, followed by Kate McCann, Gerry McCann and, finally, Amanda Knox.

That is going to be a fucking long game of Cluedo.
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Joke by Biscuit777 in Celebrities - Michael Barrymore (+ 1 more) - Added: 1 year, 7 months ago - Current Score: 155


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Michael Barrymore was asked if he'll be doing panto this year. He said he doesn't think so, as he did Aladdin 6 years ago and hasn't heard the last of it! I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by pox in Celebrities - Michael Barrymore - Added: 5 years, 11 months ago - Current Score: 140.8



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