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Jessie J has pledged to shave her hair live for Comic Relief live on BBC One this spring.

I can't help but feel it might be a little early to be parading a young girl with no hair around a BBC studio, all things considered.
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Joke by fannybutter in Celebrities - Jessie J (+ 1 more) - Added: 4 months ago - Current Score: 51.6


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Can't believe I got arrested in Sainsbury's today!

I swear Jessie J's new album said to forget about the Price Tag.
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Joke by Davizda in Celebrities - Jessie J - Added: 2 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 18.8




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I'm not sure what they were thinking by getting Jessie J to perform with Queen at the Olympic closing ceremony. How can she ever compare to Freddie Mercury?

Well aside from the fact that she's gay and looks like a bloke.
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Joke by MrCandB in Sports - Olympics (+ 2 more) - Added: 9 months ago - Current Score: 16.4


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I saw a bag today with Jessie J's face on it.

Shouldn't it be the other way around?
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Joke by SCHNELL in Celebrities - Jessie J - Added: 9 months ago - Current Score: 15


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Those Jessie J tickets are a bloody disgrace.

Sixty quid to hear her sing about not needing my money.
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Joke by ray piste in Celebrities - Jessie J - Added: 8 months ago - Current Score: 11.4


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So Jessie J was told by her record label to say she was bisexual to not "put off" male fans

Like thinking she was a lesbian would have stopped me wanking over her anyway
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Joke by adamterwilliger in Celebrities - Jessie J - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago - Current Score: 10.8


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If Jessie J does it like a dude, does that mean she pisses standing up? I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by OhHiThere in Celebrities - Jessie J - Added: 2 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 8.8


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Singer Jessie J has won in four of five nominated categories at the Mobo Awards.

She missed out on the fifth, which was for Actually Being A Darkie.
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Joke by 8 ace in Celebrities - Jessie J - Added: 1 year, 7 months ago - Current Score: 7.8


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With her commitments to new show, "The Voice" lets just hope Jessie J doesn't give up her place on Dragons Den. I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by thespecialone in Celebrities - Jessie J - Added: 1 year ago - Current Score: 6.2


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So i hear Jessie J will be performing for Children In Need this year with her hit Pricetag.

Well if its not about the money they wont mind me not donating this year then.
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Joke by JonnyBoi4 in Other - Charity (+ 1 more) - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago - Current Score: 5.8



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