Jokes under Sex and shit > Handjob
I was getting a hand-job off my new girlfriend when I asked, "How are you so good at this?"
"Years of practice," she said.
"Bit of a player in your day?" I laughed.
"No," she replied, "my dad had no arms."
|For me, homework is a lot like handjobs. I can do it myself, but usually I just pay my sister to do it.|
|Three gay men went to sleep together in bed and in the morning the two men on the outside of the bed said that they both dreamed that they had a hand job. The man in the middle said "well that funny because I dreamed that I was Skiing"|
My girlfriend's epileptic and flashing lights can give her a seizure.
That's why I carry a torch when she's giving me a hand job.
What's the difference between a handjob and getting repeatedly punched in the balls?
Not much, when it's my wife giving it.
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