Jokes under Politics > Democracy
| Democracy: Where any two idiots outvote a genius. |
 
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by Formbylatic in Politics - Conservatives (+ 1 more) - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago - Current Score: 869.8
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Robert Mugabe has unveiled his new slogan for the election next year in Zimbabwe 'A vote from you is welcome but not entirely necessary' |
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submitted by bowersb2000, originally by Laura Solon in Politics - Democracy (+ 1 more) - Added: 1 year, 7 months ago - Current Score: 136.2
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Nick a pair of trainers from foot locker and they'll send you to prison. Steal from thousands of hard working citizens, kill thousands of innocent people for their oil and tour with arms dealers and they'll make you prime minister. |
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I support the Lib Dems, and so in the AV Vote, I'm going to do what Nick Clegg would do. Say I'm voting Yes, then change my mind once I get into the booth and vote however the Tories tell me. |
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by Hansel in Politics - Conservatives (+ 2 more) - Added: 2 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 31.8
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Who else thinks democracy should be done away with altogether? Show of hands. |
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London is going to build a new attraction for those on benefits. It's to be called "The Lazy Eye." |
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Why did the woman climb the ladder? To clean the glass ceiling |
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Choosing a mayor for London is a bit like buying a Fleshlight. It doesn't matter which one you opt for, you still end up with a fake cunt that you're ashamed of. |
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1 Airstrike - 2 Taliban dead - 134 civilians dead Welcome to democracy Afghanistan |
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| This voting system is actually quite good. It's the only time I've had 0.8 extra voting power over other people. |
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