Jokes under In The News > Banks
| Give a man a gun and he can rob a bank, give a man a bank and he can rob the world. |
 
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by bingbongbang in In The News - Banks (+ 1 more) - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago - Current Score: 2,125
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Virgin Money. The Bank that won't Fuck you. |
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by jigsey in Religion - Catholicism (+ 1 more) - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago - Current Score: 182.2
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Tomorrow I'm taking the girlfriend out to finally meet my parents, it's quite a nerve racking thought for anyone, let alone for a guy whose girlfriend fucks people for money. I can just imagine the look of disgust on my dad's face when I tell him she works for Barclays. |
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| My bank is the worst. They're charging me money for not having enough money in my account. Apparently, I can't even afford to be broke. |
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submitted by velocicraptor, originally by Louis Ck in Other - Modern Life (+ 1 more) - Added: 1 year, 8 months ago - Current Score: 111.2
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Lloyds Banking Group has reported a loss of £3.54bn for 2011. Plus a £20 fee for going over its overdraft. |
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by The crossbow cannibal in In The News - Banks - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago - Current Score: 91.4
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Barclay's have been fined £290m for fixing interest rates. They said they can't pay, as all their money is tied up in a Natwest bank account. |
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Barclays have paid their chief investment banker Rich Ricci a bonus of £18 million. With that amount of money he could earn nearly £2000 per day in interest alone. Or £1.36 if he puts it in a Barclays current account. |
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BBC news: A Dutch woman who called a man 65,000 times in the past year - an average of 178 calls a day - is to face charges of stalking. Yet after missing three months mortgage payments, my bank gets away with it? |
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I saw this fit girl on the street today and thought to myself "She's definitely going into the wank bank". Sure enough she walked straight into Lloyds TSB. |
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| Bankers are people that help you with problems you would not have had without them. |
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by Awkward Paws in Other - Professions (+ 1 more) - Added: 1 year, 8 months ago - Current Score: 48.4
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