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Jokes under Celebrities > Silvio Berlusconi

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Why did Berlusconi rush to the cruise ship?

To look at the gash.
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Joke by city hobgoblin in Celebrities - Silvio Berlusconi (+ 1 more) - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago - Current Score: 35.6


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Apparently, Italian Premier Silvio Berlusconi is now the highest paid leader in the EU.

In other news, Italian hookers are now the highest paid hookers in Europe.
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Joke by boroboy in Celebrities - Silvio Berlusconi - Added: 3 years, 8 months ago - Current Score: 27




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Berlusconi once visited the Virgin Islands.

They are now just called the Islands
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Joke submitted by fire exit, originally by Recycled Chuck Norris Line in Celebrities - Silvio Berlusconi - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago - Current Score: 23.2


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Italian Prime Minister, Silvio Berlusconi, has been badly injured in an assault.
Police believe his injuries would not be so bad if he had not changed sides half way through the assault when it became clear he was losing.
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Joke by sarcygit in Celebrities - Silvio Berlusconi - Added: 3 years, 5 months ago - Current Score: 20


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Silvio Berlusconi resigns after a 17-year run in politics. Although we should've seen this coming since Silvio doesn't do anything over 17. I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke submitted by bhobbsie, originally by @DamienFahey in Politics - Prime Minister (+ 1 more) - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago - Current Score: 18.6


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Silvio Berlusconi has compared himself to a schoolboy after the incident that resulted in his nose being broke by being hit in the face by a miniature Cathedral. The Italian PM said - I am not the first person to have his face fucked by the Catholic Church I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by boroboss in Celebrities - Silvio Berlusconi - Added: 3 years, 5 months ago - Current Score: 16.2


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When Burlesconi pulls out of office, he'll probably finish on its face. I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke submitted by DirtyDingle93, originally by Charlie Brooker in Politics - World (+ 1 more) - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago - Current Score: 14.6


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Seeing what happened to the Italian PM Berlusconi shocked and horrified me. I have just been thinking.. Why has nobody done that to Gordon Brown yet. I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by OldBlightyMexico in Celebrities - Silvio Berlusconi - Added: 3 years, 5 months ago - Current Score: 13


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Just been watching that carry on abroad where the old guy chases after all those young women. Italian politics is brilliant. I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by buddy_millet in Celebrities - Silvio Berlusconi - Added: 2 years, 4 months ago - Current Score: 11.8


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I saw Silvio Berlusconi out on the town in Milan last night.

He was getting smashed.
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Joke by scissors in Celebrities - Silvio Berlusconi - Added: 3 years, 5 months ago - Current Score: 11



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