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BBC News: Man dies after Grenade Incident.

Please let it be Bruno Mars
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Joke by WF in Celebrities - Bruno Mars (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 1 month ago - Current Score: 329.8


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Bruno Mars: "Today, I don't feel like doing anything."

What a surprise!
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Joke by mutsnuts in Racism - Black (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 1 month ago - Current Score: 56.4




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THE SUN - "Bruno Mars to spend 12 months on probation and 200 hours community service"
His Lawyer said, "He will behave himself for 12 months"

Typical blacks, as soon as their probation is over it's straight back to crime.
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Joke by JustSomeRandom in Racism - Black (+ 2 more) - Added: 2 years, 3 months ago - Current Score: 34.2


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Just seen the video to Bruno Mars' new song 'The Lazy Song'
I thought the 6 monkeys in the video were funny, but where was Bruno?
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Joke by bakerrr10 in Celebrities - Bruno Mars - Added: 2 years, 1 month ago - Current Score: 32.8


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I've just seen the music video for Bruno Mars - The Lazy Song.

It's nice to see his family getting involved.
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Joke by bspicer19 in Celebrities - Bruno Mars - Added: 2 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 29.2


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I think Bruno Mars needs to find a less demanding woman - catching grenades, hands on blades, jumping in front of trains?

She's taking the piss Bruno mate, get rid.
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Joke by Carlitos in Celebrities - Bruno Mars - Added: 2 years, 4 months ago - Current Score: 23


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Live grenade, Check.
Video camera, Check.
Bruno Mars concert tickets, Check.

Best youtube video ever if he's a man of his word.
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Joke by sick.fucker in Celebrities - Bruno Mars - Added: 2 years, 4 months ago - Current Score: 22.6


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I wish I was going out with Bruno Mars.

Not because I'm gay or anything, I just want him to jump in front of a train for me.
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Joke by Sickoldman123 in Celebrities - Bruno Mars - Added: 2 years, 3 months ago - Current Score: 22


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BBC news 'Grenade 'could have killed child'

What the fuck does it take to kill children nowdays!?
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Joke by goonerjamie94 in Celebrities - Bruno Mars - Added: 2 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 20.4


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I've got ticket to see Bruno Mars, I love that lyric "I would catch a grenade for you"

Obviously there's no way that anyone in the crowd could throw him one, luckily I've got a rocket propelled version. Good luck catching that you pretentious twat.
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Joke by danny75078 in Celebrities - Bruno Mars - Added: 2 years, 3 months ago - Current Score: 18.4



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