Jokes under Sex and shit > Squirting
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Upon breaking up with me, my girlfriend told me she faked every one of her orgasms. What's worse is that she's a squirter. |
 
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by jsabot in Sex and shit - Orgasm (+ 2 more) - Added: 2 years, 4 months ago - Current Score: 393
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I'm doing a sponsored 'Finish every sentence with "you cunt"' day. Ringing my mum was a bit of a strange one!! "Hello mum you cunt, you cunt!" |
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I bet the missus during sex that she couldn't squirt when I went down on her. I ended up with egg on my face. |
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by mikeya7x in Other - Wordplay (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 9 months ago - Current Score: 22.8
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Stella always comes in pints. She's a squirter too. |
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by Moore6 in Illness and mortality - Alcohol And Drugs (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 2 months ago - Current Score: 17
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its Valentines day.. so i decided to splash out on my boyfriend.. Turns out squirting all over him wasnt very romantic. |
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by XchantellewalkerX in Sex and shit - Squirting - Added: 2 years, 3 months ago - Current Score: 11.2
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I was caught off guard when my daughter screamed the house down last night then spat right in my face. Well, credit where it's due: It was more of a squirt. |
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by fistheadx36 in Sex and shit - Incest (+ 2 more) - Added: 2 years, 2 months ago - Current Score: 9.8
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I'm not one to brag, but my wife squirted multiple times last night. I stabbed her in the jugular with a fork. |
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My girlfriend went from unemployed to the undisputed squirting champion of the world. She came a long way |
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My daughter makes her feelings clear. She's a squirter. |
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by grrreat in Sex and shit - Incest (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 9 months ago - Current Score: 5.2
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I was reading about the legend of the small Dutch boy who saved Holland from flooding by sticking his finger in a dyke. She must have been one hell of a squirter! |
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