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BBC News: "Prince William and Kate Middleton have named the day they will be married; April 29th"

I believe it was named that already.
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Joke by rated in Celebrities - Prince William (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 6 months ago - Current Score: 859.8


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Daily Mail: 'Kate Middleton: I want to start a family - See page 3.'

If only this was a different paper.
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Joke by Adwaam in Celebrities - Kate Middleton - Added: 1 year, 10 months ago - Current Score: 758.6




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I can't find Kate Middleton's tits anywhere.

And I've got the pictures!
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Joke by Unassigned in Celebrities - Kate Middleton - Added: 8 months ago - Current Score: 591.2


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I really hope Kate Middleton's face gets put on coins and bank notes, then I can finally start an official wank bank. I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by connor185 in Celebrities - Kate Middleton - Added: 2 years, 1 month ago - Current Score: 421.2


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BBC Six O'clock News:

Headline - William and Kate name the day.

In other news - North Korea shells the crap out of a South Korean island; World War III imminent.


The BBC. Getting their priorities right since the 1930s.
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Joke by marley in Celebrities - Kate Middleton - Added: 2 years, 6 months ago - Current Score: 389.8


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So Kate Middleton is pregnant..

I thought that it was government policy to discourage people who don't work from having kids.
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Joke by nick78 in Celebrities - Kate Middleton - Added: 5 months ago - Current Score: 379.4


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Kate Middleton's dress has brought tears to the eyes of countless children across the world;

as they are forced to work extra hours to make sure the replicas are available in Primark from Monday.
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Joke by cookingfunny in Celebrities - Kate Middleton (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 1 month ago - Current Score: 374.6


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I just sent Kate & William a wedding present...

20% of my earnings for the past 5 fucking years.
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Joke by CptHeavyD in Celebrities - Kate Middleton - Added: 2 years, 1 month ago - Current Score: 304.4


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To commemorate the release of the topless photos of Kate Middleton, Royal Doulton will be releasing a Collector's Edition of two small jugs I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by six_foot_five in Celebrities - Kate Middleton - Added: 8 months ago - Current Score: 272.8


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We've all heard of the saying 'That's a royal pain in the ass'

Though none of us will know this as well as Kate Middleton, when she consummates her marriage.
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Joke by blandy81 in Celebrities - Kate Middleton - Added: 2 years, 1 month ago - Current Score: 234.2



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