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All this talk about not smacking children is ridiculous.

My Uncle Audley used to beat me as a child and it did me no harm. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by CarlosDiablo in Celebrities - Audley Harrison - Added: 2 years, 6 months ago - Current Score: 616.2


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The first rule of Fight Club is, you do not talk about Fight Club.

The second rule of Fight Club is don't let Audley Harrison in, unless it's ladies night. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by nobscratcher in Sports - Boxing (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 6 months ago - Current Score: 516.6




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I feel like I've been 12 rounds with Audley Harrison.

Absolutely fine. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by thomasc096 in Sports - Boxing (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 6 months ago - Current Score: 423.4


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After hearing about Bobby Farrell's death, I did a Google search for "Brown girl in the ring."

I just got loads of Youtube clips of Audley Harrison. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by bawbag in Illness and mortality - Death (+ 2 more) - Added: 2 years, 5 months ago - Current Score: 336.2


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I've managed to get myself a part-time job running up to Christmas.

I've got to help Audley Harrison break through the cardboard on his advent calendar. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by brettapotomus in Events - Christmas (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 6 months ago - Current Score: 307.4


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There are calls for Audley Harrison to not receive his £1m purse.

I disagree. After that fight, a purse would suit him perfectly. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Roll Fizzlebeef in Celebrities - Audley Harrison - Added: 2 years, 6 months ago - Current Score: 297.2


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I like Audley Harrison, but I also like David Haye.

Which one is better? There's only one way to find out...

FIII... Oh, it's David Haye. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Biscuit777 in Celebrities - Audley Harrison - Added: 2 years, 6 months ago - Current Score: 289.2


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Nan's well in her 90's, riddled with arthritis and half blind, but carries on regardless. Only yesterday she came out a shop struggling with her shopping and some huge black man took her bag and offered to help. Thinking he was robbing her, she just laid him out ...

It's not really been Audley Harrison's week. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by kamsy123 in Celebrities - Audley Harrison - Added: 2 years, 6 months ago - Current Score: 274


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Stephen Hawking rolls into a bar and gets in a fight with a massive black guy. It's terribly one-sided and over in a flash.

Audley didn't stand a chance. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Mr Stu Pidtwat in Celebrities - Audley Harrison - Added: 2 years, 3 months ago - Current Score: 262.4


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I just saw Audley Harrison down at the local off licence and he ordered two bottles of rum, a bottle of brandy, three bottles of Martini, a bottle of whisky and some fruit juice.

I think he was trying to learn how to make a punch. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Trauma Unit in Sports - Boxing (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 6 months ago - Current Score: 216.8



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