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I've started violence at the last three tuition fees demonstrations and still I've managed to avoid being arrested.

I guess you can't really see my face behind the riot shield.
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Joke by Jill Dando in In The News - Protests - Added: 2 years, 5 months ago - Current Score: 497.2


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I see the students are out protesting in London again.

I suppose this is a re-sit, because they fucked up last time.
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Joke by Biscuit777 in In The News - Protests - Added: 2 years, 6 months ago - Current Score: 395.6




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My first thought when I woke up today was, 'Thank God I'm not Egyptian.'

Not because of the political unrest over there; I'm just racist.
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Joke by 8 ace in In The News - Protests - Added: 2 years, 3 months ago - Current Score: 383.2


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Egypt, Tunisia, Yemen, Libya. A chain reaction of rebellions aimed at toppling governments
It's only a matter of time before the next muslim country erupts.
My money's on the UK.
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Joke by minoritybasher in In The News - Libya (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 2 months ago - Current Score: 367.4


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Do I agree that education is getting too expensive?

To a degree, yes.
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Joke by pgchips in In The News - Protests - Added: 2 years, 5 months ago - Current Score: 359.4


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My Protestant girlfriend just bought a pair of Union Jack knickers.

Every time I take them down there's a fucking protest.
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Joke by Darrenbhoy in In The News - Protests - Added: 4 months ago - Current Score: 330.6


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Say what you like about Egypt...

No seriously, they don't have the internet, they won't find out.
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Joke by JSick300 in In The News - Protests - Added: 2 years, 3 months ago - Current Score: 287


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Egyptians are like Emile Heskey.

They can't find the net either.
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Joke by nobscratcher in In The News - Protests - Added: 2 years, 4 months ago - Current Score: 244.2


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Sky News: "Son of Pink Floyd guitarist David Gilmour has apologised for climbing the Cenotaph during the student protests"

All in all, he's just another prick on the wall.
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Joke by Unassigned in In The News - Headlines (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 5 months ago - Current Score: 223.8


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I have invented a new masturbation technique in which you can only use your imagination, no internet porn allowed.

It's called - Wank like an Egyptian.
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Joke by bean2kay8 in In The News - Protests - Added: 2 years, 4 months ago - Current Score: 222.8



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