Jokes under Other > Dreams
| I went to a psychiatrist about a recurring nightmare , where me and two friends get a bill for £25, and have to split it three ways. That's 8.33333333333.............. |
 
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| I had a recurring dream once. |
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submitted by bitchslapped, originally by Sean Hughes in Other - One Liner (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 6 months ago - Current Score: 404.6
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I had a dream that I was flying last night.. Row 12, Seat D. It was a shit dream. |
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When you wish upon a star, you are a few million years late. The star is dead. Just like your dreams. |
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submitted by sdamnja1, originally by Failbook in Other - Dreams - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago - Current Score: 227.8
| I would like to inform all potential terrorists that Steps have reformed and that they think Allah is a cunt. |
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After having a little nap, my wife told me of a dream she had where she walked into the bedroom to find me in bed on all fours, wearing a gimp mask with her sister fucking me up the arse with a strap on but before she could open her mouth a shark came out from under the bed and ate me and her sister. She said, "It's funny how things can happen in dreams that wouldn't happen in real life." I said, "Yeah, ridiculous... a shark under the bed." |
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| The other night I dreamt I was shagging the blonde one out of ABBA. It was the worst experience I've ever had to endure. Why the fuck I couldn't have dreamt that I was shagging his gorgeous wife Agnetha instead, I'll never know. |
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I had the worst Nightmare last night, It didn't scare me at all. |
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I had a dream that I was blind and I started to panic. Then I realized I just hadn't fallen asleep yet. |
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| I had a dream last night where Angelina Jolie was fucking me then Pamela Anderson came in and licked Angelina out then Amelia Fox came in and swallowed my cum. Sorry Martin Luther King but this is what you call a dream. |
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