Jokes under Racism > Midgets
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I raised the alarm at work today. The midgets were furious. |
 
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No matter how bad a day is, no matter how broke you are, or how wet you got coming home from work. Nothing cheers you up like a midget on the bus. |
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A midget walked into my shop yesterday, picked up a few bits and bobs and came to the till. The cost rang up to £5.16. He gave me a £5 note, then said, "I don't have the rest... I'm a tad short." We shared a good laugh, and then he attempted to walk away. I shouted after him, "Where's my 16p you little shit!" |
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Why do I only date midgets? Because police always check the boot, but they never check the glovebox. |
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There is only one group in society that I look down on. Midgets. |
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Saw some microwave in Currys this morning. Friendliest midget ever. |
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Fat female dwarfs: If you can bring your knees up to your chest, have the strength to hold them there with your arms and do not mind being fingered in public, then you could earn a lot of money as a novelty bowling ball. |
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I just called the midget abuse helpline. They said a couple of jokes about their size should do the trick. |
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| The key to writing midget jokes is keeping them short |
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I thought I was doing a good deed and fighting discrimination when I started employing midgets at my Sweet Shop. But according to a Employment Tribunal having a company uniform of green wig, orange skin and white trousers is "mocking their disability"... |
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